When I left my last teaching job, colleagues gave me a gift: a box wellbeing. Until then I had not really had time to enjoy it. But being newly unemployed and relatively free in my schedule, I decided to enjoy it.
So here I am watching everything I can afford a big booklet. I hesitate a long time between a body massage or facial. Since I am fortunate to be lousy back, I often massage at taxpayer expense by a physiotherapist. By cons I've never been to a facial.
So there I was yesterday in a beauty salon for a "facial Payot" an hour. I do not know what to expect, but I'm not super comfortable since there are only chicks everywhere (clients and beauticians), well, I assume'm queer!
A girl settle down and asked me to lie on her back topless.
Ed: Why I have to undress for a treatment "face"?
She asks me if this is the first time, I answer yes, and it went away. It starts with me to clean the skin with three different kinds of products that smell super good, then finished with a costal scrub. She just puts cotton on the eyes and place a machine m'aspèrge steam for 10 minutes. When she returned she said "I'm going to remove blackheads is unpleasant, I warn you.
Ah, ah, but see friends, I am someone who cares him, I do not have black spots ...
...
After 10 minutes when she came out with the equivalent of half a kilo of shit on my nose and around, I must confess, I have black spots (I had finally!). I told him in a low voice, "but I have that much" and it all nice "yes, yes, there!".
ZE shame!
After that, I finally understand why I have to be topless, she massages the face, skull, shoulders and neck. It is divine ... DIVINE!
She eventually got put on a mask and a cream.
I get out there an hour later, relaxed as ever, with a young virgin nose and skin rosy ...
I take a flyer with the prices to see, and yes, I do not do it again now, even when it cost 55 euros a joke, but frankly, it feels good!
So here, right now I have no money, and I just realize that there is quite a previously unknown area or I'd be able to spend full: me popping blackheads!
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Well, you understand me, I must find myself a beautician that I could pay in vodka to make me pampered at home!
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